My dog head butted my door, so i open it and he rolls on his back for a belly rub, so i oblige the little cutie patootie, then i get up and he runs and is excited and is wagging his tail, and i say, “i can’t play with you now, i have to go to sleep.” And i swear he knew. His ears drooped and his tail dropped. I broke his little heart.
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up