2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
(via crunksalad)
Working all day makes me lag on my dash and i don’t get to see what you all post and this displeases me.
print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything
(via consistentlyoverdressed)
kiss me but don’t have feelings for me because then i won’t be into it
(via consistentlyoverdressed)
(via hi-tone)
(via consistentlyoverdressed)
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
(via ravenor)

(via beardpocalypse)
Danni looks at me in a bra and says, “wow your boobs are small.”
Thanks, ho.
(via not-love-not-always)